“Don’t flatter me that much, Hermione.” The hat cooed. Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. “Wait, that would mean everyįirst year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their Stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. “Now for my next trick, I’m going to make my penis disappear! …into your mouth.” “Tada!” The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. His eyes and mouth transformed fully through “What are you doing? Stop it!” Hermione demanded. “Uhhhnnnn” He begin to sink down like an accordion. Hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427 She couldn’t help butīe a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. Hermione looked over the sorting hat doubtfully. Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. “You wanna see where my penis is?” The sorting hat offered.
“I’m also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! Boy, is he going to be pissed!” “That’s disgusting! You’re disgusting!” Hermione admonished.
“I can be placed on your head, and… uh… okay, that’s it, you got me.” Sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe… “What are you talking about? This is crazy! You can’t even shag anyone, you’re a hat.”” “I never forgot how good it felt to sit on Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that “ass” doesn’t really rhyme with “staff.” I think it’s far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. Reminded Hermione of her mom’s muggle 70’s records. His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. I’m trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone “dragon fire” wouldn’t be the lamest possible come on, but I’m not coming up with any. “Excuse me?” Hermione looked around the room curiously. Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, “What you doing dragon fire?” I’m so sorry! I take it back!ĭumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. Wait, I can’t say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task.īecause Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. “Of course not, Dumbledore!” Hermione said smiling.
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